So it's finally happened. I have become one of "them". I swore I'd never get sucked into such a world of corruption and devastation and what is frankly unnecessary. But I just couldn't help myself. During the great UK riots of August 2011, I joined the mob. I became a Twitter user.That's right. I actually... Continue Reading →

Did you come here expecting a self indulgent rant about the state of society? Then come on in! Take a seat. No, not like that! Sit up straight, hands in your lap and be quiet while I'm talking. Goodness, you people really have no manners, do you? Well actually, chances are that you're sat there... Continue Reading →

Have you been injured at work? I haven't, although I do come away from the place suffering aches and pains after constant hours of manual labour. Maybe it's because I've been away from the glamorous world of discount retail for just over nine months and I've gotten used to lazy weekends filled with freedom and... Continue Reading →

Remember when I told you three weeks ago about my recent vacation in Germany? Well there was just so much stuff I had to talk about I can't believe I've missed some out. It largely centres around the E.coli epidemic that was going on over there and the time I thought I had it. I... Continue Reading →

Well, it's been a long time coming, but I finally have the time to do this. Then again, I always had the time, but I now have the notes and the willpower to do this. But first, let me cast your mind back a wee bit, for this post isn't supposed to have been this... Continue Reading →

It is at this point in life I would like to express my appreciation for the good folk at the Bachelors food company for making Barbecue Beef flavoured Super Noodles exist. I've unceremoniously put myself through the proverbial wars so much lately that such a gooey and flavoursome snack has provided light relief to my... Continue Reading →

I really should've done this yesterday but God had other plans, ranging from violent hayfever to mindless procrastination. Anyway, the fact that this is a day late means that the original genius idea of such a premise is gone, so if you could just imagine that today is actually yesterday we can get through this... Continue Reading →

I sit here in an empty room, except it's not empty, it's full. What I suppose I mean is that the shelves are empty, the wardrobe's empty and my brain's a bit empty along with it, but luckily all that space-occupying stuff which has occupied such space over the last nine months is now occupying... Continue Reading →

I've just watched Pobol Y Cym for the first time. Goodness only knows why. Maybe somewhere in the back of my head I've been secretly itching to get into Wales' number one (and probably only one) soap opera, maybe I wanted to hear the beautiful sound of the language of Cymraeg spoken in all its... Continue Reading →

So what have we learned this month? Well, the main thing is that it seems I can only keep up with doing one-a-day of these things without resorting to scraping the back of my skull for words to materialise somehow. The only time I can come up with something to say is when some kind... Continue Reading →