Well, in the time it's taken me to get back to this thing, an entire January has passed.My reasoning for not appearing this period of deadage goes thus:Not being at a computer over the Christmas and New Year season Focussing on work-related studies or study-related work Super Mario Galaxy 2 Infrequent disruptions brought about by... Continue Reading →

I shall be without regular access to Internet over these next few weeks.See ya next year, then. And I leave you with some snow.

Currently, as I stand before you (or rather sit before not you particularly but my own computer screen, directly relaying my thoughts onto yours), the time is 5:23am and I have resorted to waiting until well after 7:00am so that I may pop outside and purchase milk. For you see, I've been craving a cup... Continue Reading →

So, twas in fact only three days ago I spake of playing archery on a dartboard. Or playing darts with a bow and arrows. Either way, at the "Christmas Fun Shoot" yesterday evening (and I've had a busy day all today, hence why I'm doing this now) I was most pleased to find we had... Continue Reading →

So after clicking around the Internet in "bull-in-a-china-shop" mode, I landed upon a positively useful source for any attempting writer who needs inspiration to get the creativity flowing: a random word generator!! Naturally being greeting with the following:Your random word is: EnvyI couldn't help but feel scared of the Internet, my computer and life in... Continue Reading →

OK, once again I cannot remember when the last one of these was, but here's the next one, right here, right now, woo, yay, and other expressions of jubilation.Of course I write at a time where I actually have time to myself and am not rushing to do work or go places so for the... Continue Reading →

It's funny what comes to you in the middle of the night.This shall refer to a time a couple of nights (or probably more technically, mornings) ago when I was trying to get to sleep but the ol' 'On/Off' switch in my brain didn't feel like co-operating and instead just slid out of pseudo-existence. As... Continue Reading →

So here's what happened right. I bought chocolate spread the other day because it looked funky. Here's how it was presented:Pretty, right? Full of swirly and stripey goodness! In my head I thought 'This will definately make my toast-eating time much more fun and visually satisfying'. But how wrong can a child be? (I use... Continue Reading →

When was the last post? Ah, Hell. It doesn't matter, I can never come up with anything of interest to write about at the best of times. So why have I started up this one now? Well, that's a mystery that can only be solved by going about seventeen seconds back through the passage of... Continue Reading →

I really have to stop drinking Strongbow.Why? Does it tear up my insides?-NoDoes it give a terrible headache the next morning?-NoDo I go through it so often I'm just losing money?-No! It's because it makes me awfully flatulent!Yes, Strongbow fucks up my ass. It makes my farts stink even more than farts should normally stink... Continue Reading →