Farewell to the noughties decade. Now it's the tens/teens/who-cares-about-naming-it decade.What do I say in this first bloggage of 2010?Since I last posted: I've worked, I've purchased various material possessions, which over time will decline in physical quality yet will possibly flourish in sentimental value, and I've had a shave.

See, I told you I wouldn't post "tomorrow"...At least I think I told you... it's been so long since I've been here I cannae even remember.Anyway, the end of this festive period is almost over, with Jesus Day down and January nearing and I'm still waiting for the hold of alcoholic intoxication to take over.... Continue Reading →

Because apparently we can't use the word "Youth" any more for fear of hurting kids' feelings, whether they have knives and knuckle-dusters or not.'It's OK if you hurt my feelings, I'll just hurt your kidneys'Anyhoo, I just read that Politically Correct/Incorrect/Debatable/Neutral/Who-the-hell-really-cares story and decided to write somewhere about it and figured "Hey... I've got this..."I've... Continue Reading →

So here it is! Finally, the end to all my pissing and moaning about not having any decent equipment to get on with work of the moving visual kind.I finally have a funkay computer (which is, like, a step up from "funky") with the capabilities of Windows 7 thrown onto it, with such features as... Continue Reading →

So, I've been having a bit of a crisis of Faith as of late. But don't let that keep you from reading this shit.I've been trying to adopt a new style of writing (or really a more "natural" style of writing to me as you might see from the previous post) mixing rant and rhyme... Continue Reading →

OK, so it’s been three years since I started,And three years since I stopped itSo technically I should’ve finished by nowBut instead I’m only just ready to begin.Hey, it’s not my fault my brain wasn’t in the mindset of your average eighteen-year-oldI was just doing what I was toldFitting in the mouldOut in the coldHelplessly... Continue Reading →

I only ask since I would prefer a day off from working!Anyway, enough of peasant life. Bring on the rant about nothing.I really actually have nothing to say here. Then again I always begin by saying I have nothing to say before reeling off paragraphs of crap that suddenly seem to occur in my brain... Continue Reading →

Unfortunately I was rather horrified at what I was watching since the X-Factor got upped to live auditions, nay but seven days ago.So there I was, thinking my Saturday nights of televisual pleasure would be ruined for this autumn. Luckily I was saved by the orange face of Philip Schofield and the "credit crunch" Crystal... Continue Reading →

Inspired by others, merging the musical stylings of "The Wheels On The Bus" with that one which goes "three in the bed and the little one said roll over"Oh, the wheels on the bus said "cross over, cross over"So the wheels rolled over and the wheel fell off.There were six on the bus and the... Continue Reading →

Holy crapple, I haven't been here for a while. See I knew this would happen since... you know, THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS! I start a blog for about a month or two then neglect it entirely. Anyway since this place hasn't been updated since two days after my 20th anniversary of life, I think it's time... Continue Reading →