The heating’s on. It’s getting darker. Hot chocolate is more than appropriate to binge drink on a nightly basis and we’re on the verge of the country’s clocks being simultaneously altered. Yes, it’s the downhill slope towards the eternal darkness of Yuletide. That’s why I’m using seasonal shift as an excuse for being shit on... Continue Reading →

According to the in-game count, I’ve been playing Horizon Zero Dawn for 71 hours. That’s seventy-one hours. That’s 4,260 minutes or so. That’s just shy of three straight days. Granted various portions of that time have included consulting the in-game map for various things, as well as erroneously leaving the game open during breaks where... Continue Reading →

Vanity is such an ugly thing, ironically. Like, what supposedly decent and self-respecting person spends up to an hour framing themselves in the right light at the right angle with the right facial expression, to take dozens of photos of themselves, each with minor differences, only to delete them all, try again with another batch... Continue Reading →

Why would you want a gun? Why would any sane person want a gun? When I go shopping to get, let’s say, milk, the reason I’ve decided to get milk is because I intend to drink it. There’s purpose behind the purchase. So when you decide to buy a gun, surely the intention behind it... Continue Reading →

Another year, another iOS upgrade. It’s mostly nice, I guess, but it’s not without it’s shortcomings. A lot of those shortcomings are really based around how I personally use my devices and, therefore, I can’t really moan at Apple for not tending to my (and only my) specific preferences. So instead, I’ll do it here.... Continue Reading →

The nail on my left index finger takes the worst battering; I'm not sure it'll ever truly grow properly any more. Perhaps I need to preface that thought with an admission: I'm a biter. Or at least, I'm a recovering biter. For as long as I can remember, I've always bitten my fingernails. There's no... Continue Reading →

Leave me alone, I'm on a break right now. There's only so much one can take when one has been plagued by stomach-lingering hangovers, looming deadlines and worries of mass annihilation. This week I've booked myself time away and I'll be damned if this thing interrupts me. Then again, aren't we all damned anyway? Screw... Continue Reading →

Every morning for the last several, I've woken up wondering whether the morning news bulletin will announce that war has broken out. It's not a normal thought, is it? It's extremely irrational, I know. My daily feeble attempts at actually being awake again are often soundtracked by a radio broadcast, containing regular short news updates.... Continue Reading →

Dear Future, I'm not even sure if you'll get this, but I write to you on the off-chance that you will. You see, I know it seems as though humankind of the past has forsaken you and left you in the state you're in now (I can only assume disarray), but there are many of... Continue Reading →

It wasn't terrifically long ago that my similarly-aged peers and I would while away our free time by filling ourselves up with booze, staying up 'til all hours and generally laughing about things that don't matter. However, because time is all relative and life hates you, several years seem to have passed in the blink... Continue Reading →